There's no denying Lorelai Gilmore's (Lauren Graham) ability to make a person burst at the seams laughing. Here are a few of my favorites. Feel free to post on your favorites!"We're picking out paint colors tonight so it's going to be hours of "yes," "no," "yes," "no," until my world famous perservance wears him out and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?"
"I wanna arrange things on a plate so they look like a pretty little hat. I wanna be the Iron Chef!"
"I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish you get to buy an outfit! I'll do just about anything if I get to buy an outfit!"
"Let her get all Condoleeza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she likes!"
"Now what's on the agenda for today? I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit.."
"Ah man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet and of course Mom wouldn't leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb out the window and down the tree. He fell, broke his leg. Ah, to be young again."
"Hey will you come over later tonight? I have a cricket cornered in a paper cup in the living room. I poked holes in it so it could breathe and then I taped it to the floor 'cause he kept jumping out and then I put books on top of the tape incase it wasn't sticky enough...so don't move the books until you're ready for transport."
