Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Some of my favorite Lorelai quotes!

There's no denying Lorelai Gilmore's (Lauren Graham) ability to make a person burst at the seams laughing. Here are a few of my favorites. Feel free to post on your favorites!

"We're picking out paint colors tonight so it's going to be hours of "yes," "no," "yes," "no," until my world famous perservance wears him out and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?"

"I wanna arrange things on a plate so they look like a pretty little hat. I wanna be the Iron Chef!"

"I look adorable! No one ever told me that if you fish you get to buy an outfit! I'll do just about anything if I get to buy an outfit!"

"Let her get all Condoleeza Rice to my Barbara Boxer if she likes!"
"Now what's on the agenda for today? I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit.."

"Ah man. I remember the days of lying to my mother about a boy. Once I had a boy hidden in the closet and of course Mom wouldn't leave, so I finally had to pretend to get sick to my stomach just to get her out of the room long enough for him to climb out the window and down the tree. He fell, broke his leg. Ah, to be young again."

"Hey will you come over later tonight? I have a cricket cornered in a paper cup in the living room. I poked holes in it so it could breathe and then I taped it to the floor 'cause he kept jumping out and then I put books on top of the tape incase it wasn't sticky enough...so don't move the books until you're ready for transport."

10 comments:

Book Girl said...

I love, love, love Gilmore Girls!!! It has got to be one of the best television shows in history. --Book Girl

Kayla said...
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Kayla said...

I LOVE GILMORE GIRLS....!!! I have two older sisters, and only one watches it, the other thinks that it is immature haha....I think its GREAT!!!--- Kayla

Josh Cratty and Sam Parker said...

Gilmore Girls witty humor is the best! Sometimes I find my mom and I bantering back and forth like Laureli and Rory!

Carolinarain said...

So sad that gilly girls is off the air, although it was definately alot more fun with Rory in her awkward, frizzy stage.

Travis Braun said...

Never have seen the show, but your Blog makes me want to see at least one episode. Well done.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely love the Gilmore Girls!! They are by far my fav. show!!! I can't wait to finish my set of DVDs...nice to know I'm not alone!!!! love ya tiffany

JCrothers said...

ooh la la I love it!!! :)

Claire Moorman said...

awwww. i miss this show so much. sometimes i think my mom and i have this sort of relationship...

Renee said...

Gilmore Girls was my favorite show! I'm sad it's been cancelled, but I think the reruns will be on for quite a while. I mean, who doesn't love all the great dialogue? Even my dad gets zapped in occasionally.